Wednesday, January 24, 2018 • Midnight Edition • "Ban Herald ASAP!"

Review


Zechs' Top 10 Worst Movies of 2017

Zechs' Top 10 Worst Movies of 2017

Misery misery misery. That's what I've chosen.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review

The Force was not with this latest entry into this franchise. Zechs gives into the dark side and explains why this was a bloated mess.

Bk2Bk Pulp: Wayfarer #2 and Morgan's Organs #2 Review

Bk2Bk Pulp: Wayfarer #2 and Morgan's Organs #2 Review

Scary Cleve returns (begrudgingly) to review two sequel comics.

Justice League Review

Justice League Review

A flawed, but a good-natured and fun movie that makes Warner Bros. two for two this year in the superhero genre.

Review: Elektra: Always Bet on Red TPB

Review: Elektra: Always Bet on Red TPB

Should you bet on this Elektra tale to be good? GLX gives you his opinion.

 Thor: Ragnarok Review

Thor: Ragnarok Review

The best Thor movie, but not the best Marvel movie this year or period as some claim it to be.

Durnkin Reveewz Venom #155

Durnkin Reveewz Venom #155

The cover is a lie! Nothing of this happens at all! No, I will not be drunk on power thinking this was made to irk a response out of me. But wait, this means I'm reviewing this comic which means it still provokes a response? Meaning Marvel wins by making me pay attention to it. DAMMIT!!

Blade Runner 2049 Review

Blade Runner 2049 Review

What were you expecting I'd review SOMETHING ELSE? Tough luck!

Durnkin Reveewz: Infamous Iron Man #12

Durnkin Reveewz: Infamous Iron Man #12

The series ends literally infamously in a whimpering doom. Doom. DOOM. DOOM!!!

Kingsman: The Golden Circle Review

Kingsman: The Golden Circle Review

A bloated by the numbers disappointment that barely has the same charm as the original did and a waste of time for everyone involved.

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

So concludes the latest Marvel event. Not with a bang, but a whimper and a thankful sigh of mediocracy.

Death Note (2017): Review

Death Note (2017): Review

A typical Hollywood adaptation that fails to capture what made the series so darn popular.

Batman & Harley Quinn Review

Batman & Harley Quinn Review

A quick fun romp that has a very nostalgic feel for fans of Batman: The Animated Series, but not much else per the usual standard DC Animated fare.

This Ain't Middle Earth: I, Necromancer #1-2 Review

This Ain't Middle Earth: I, Necromancer #1-2 Review

When will magic types learn about ****ing with death?

The Emoji Movie Review

The Emoji Movie Review

A forgettable mess of a movie that plays it way too safe,

Atomic Blonde Review

Atomic Blonde Review

An action thriller that'll have you guessing all centered around a tour de force performance from Charlize Theron.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

Amazing visual effects and theatrical spectacle brought down by two horribly cast leads.

Castlevania (Netflix): Review

Castlevania (Netflix): Review

Has a lot of bite, but sadly leaves you thirsting for more.

Trade Waiting: Ultimate Spider-Man Ultimate Collection Book 7

Trade Waiting: Ultimate Spider-Man Ultimate Collection Book 7

Break ups, crime wars, and the debut of Ultimate Hobgoblin.

Clue #1: In The Nostalgia, With The Satire

Clue #1: In The Nostalgia, With The Satire

Fourth-wall-breaking butlers, extra characters, thinly-veiled caricatures, this one has it all!

The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!