Friday, August 17, 2018 • Morning Edition • "At least we're not ComicsAlliance!"

Durnkin Reveewz


Durnkin Reveewz: Superman #2

Durnkin Reveewz: Superman #2

An issue that goes nowhere save to HURT PEOPLE.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #986

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #986

A fun arc that's only flaw is how quickly issue ends.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #981

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #981

Well, what ya know. A nice cute finish that wraps up James Tynion IV's run on the comic almost nicely. ALMOST...

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #980

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #980

This comic right here? This is the sweet stuff. THE REAL GOOD STUFF. We should have more of this stuff DC. More. MOAR!!!

Durnkin Reveewz: Action Comics #1,000

Durnkin Reveewz: Action Comics #1,000

Yeah I know, I suck at Microsoft Paint about as much as the final story sucked you out of all that goodwill you read prior to it.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #974

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #974

This issue is literally the Lego Batman theme song.

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Man #237

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Man #237

The cover lies! All this comic provides is me screaming madly in the air cursing the writer's name.

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom Inc. #1 Omega

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom Inc. #1 Omega

A lackluster ending that we've seen done better in "Planet of the Symbiotes". That's right a 90s event ended on a better note than this one. RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Durnkin Reveewz: Batgirl & The Birds of Prey #16

Durnkin Reveewz: Batgirl & The Birds of Prey #16

A well-intentioned arc and issue that's problem are the writing has more holes than my socks.

Durnkin Reveewz Venom #155

Durnkin Reveewz Venom #155

The cover is a lie! Nothing of this happens at all! No, I will not be drunk on power thinking this was made to irk a response out of me. But wait, this means I'm reviewing this comic which means it still provokes a response? Meaning Marvel wins by making me pay attention to it. DAMMIT!!

Durnkin Reveewz: Infamous Iron Man #12

Durnkin Reveewz: Infamous Iron Man #12

The series ends literally infamously in a whimpering doom. Doom. DOOM. DOOM!!!

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

So concludes the latest Marvel event. Not with a bang, but a whimper and a thankful sigh of mediocracy.

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #7

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #7

A poignant finale that hit all the right notes.

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #3

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #3

Huh, even Nova in this cover wants out of this comic.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #956

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #956

So much wasted potential with this ending. So much booze cosumed to think what could have been.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #955 & Action Comics #978

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #955 & Action Comics #978

Only fair that I'm given some peace and joy before I'm forced to read things that shouldn't be read by normal people.

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #6

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #6

Two reviews this week. Two bottles of rum will be needed.

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #0

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #0

The secret isn't how badly the issue was. It's just how much I don't care at this point anymore.

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #6

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #6

You know, this entire event reminds me of Aspen. It all went downhill!

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Woman #16 & Amazing Spider-Man #24

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Woman #16 & Amazing Spider-Man #24

I finally figured out what's wrong with Marvel Comics these days. You have to actually read them.

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