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James Gunn To Fund Guardians 3 On Thoughts And Prayers

Written by Tim Midura on Tuesday, February 27 2018 and posted in News with Benefits

James Gunn To Fund Guardians 3 On Thoughts And Prayers

Gunn defended Chris Pratt's prayers for Kevin Smith.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Over the weekend, Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack, which is no laughing matter. Smith's dozens of fans came out in support of him, with even Chris Pratt offering up his prayers to the director that he pulls through.


As with most tragedies, people are quick to offer thoughts and prayers, but as the old saying goes, pray in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first. Plus if you don't tell the world you prayed for someone, did it ever really happen?

Some took offense to Pratt's offer of prayer for Smith, citing the lack of evidence that prayer saves lives.


Meanwhile, James Gunn came to Pratt's defense.


It's unclear what entity Pratt was praying to, but for Smith's sake, we hope it's the Golgothan. Meanwhile, we can EXXXCLUSIVELY reveal that instead of money, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 will be funded entirely with thoughts and prayers as they're in such great abundance. As an additional bonus, Disney will likely pay even less taxes as they can file as a religious organization.


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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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